“TAKE HIM TO THE RANCH” Writer: Mitch Stephen [verse] Well I’ve had enough, of his Nine ta Five His desk and chair, robs me of my life Loadin’ down that ice chest I’m gonna screw his workday up I don't care if I have ta tie him in the bed a my truck [verse] I'm gonna take'im to the country Down a gravel road He's gonna kiss me under... “Lover’s Oak” This is my weekend plan I'm gonna take'im to the ranch [verse] I'm gonna take'im to the sticks Where we can skinny dip I packed nothin’ but his boots and his cowboy hat I'm gonna take'im to the ranch [chorus] TV reception ain’t worth a damn The phones don't work, baby that's the plan He'll have nothin' to see but the moon and me Hey I'm lookin' for a little romance Gonna take'im to the country I'm gonna take'im to the ranch [verse] By the time I pull in it's gonna feel like heaven’s gate I'll make'im walk the dog While I change the combo on the chain He ain't talkin' no business He ain't takin' no friends He's gonna be pretty damn tired When this weekend ends I'm gonna take'im to the country I'm gonna take'im to the ranch [instrumental] [chorus] TV reception ain’t worth a damn The phones don't work, baby that's the plan.... He'll have nothin' to see but the moon and me I'm lookin' for a little romance I'ma take'im to the country I'm gonna take'im to the ranch I'm gonna take’im to the country I'm gonna take'im to the ranch We gone! It's on.... I'm gonna take'im to the ranch